Total Medals Earned: 723 (From 170 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,925 Points
Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/205 points)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/460 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/170 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Medals Earned: 6/26 (65/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/14 (45/375 points)
Medals Earned: 15/20 (245/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/505 points)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/225 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/255 points)
You destroyed his abs
You Knocked him out
At least his face looks better now
You won the fight!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
His ribs are showing bro!
You won the game rather quickly
Not a scratch on your face
Survive an entire level with a dead tree
Kill each type of kid at least 5 times
Collect tree extra lives during a single game
Survive to level 25
Max out Mrs. Claus' ammo capacity
Survive 15 levels without dying once
Max out the gift drop rate of your tree
Max out Mrs. Claus' hit points capacity
Max out your tree defenses
Max out all four upgrade categories
End a level with a full supply of acorns
Complete Story Mode
Smash three obstacles before touching the ground
Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode
Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty
Complete Story Mode without dying
Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)
Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode
Complete any 1 ending
Complete all 6 endings
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Politely decline
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Defeat Sheriff
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Total over 1 million feet
Find the hidden button
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Pop 10 bubbles with one slash
Do 5 slashes in one level
Make all bubbles move in level selector
Get a score of 50.000 in one level
Beat the highscore mode to unlock the bonus levels
Get a score of 100.000 in one level
Do 12 slashes in one level
Get a score over 500.000 in hi-score mode
Do 3 big slashes in 1 level
Beat highscore mode with no continues used
Beat all bonus levels
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Kill fiddy men
Run in place for 5 seconds
Plank for 5 seconds
5 consecutive headshots
collect 150 candies
