Total Medals Earned: 712 (From 170 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,830 Points
Medals Earned: 1/31 (5/475 points)
Bounce 20 Times
Stay in the Sea for 1 Minute (after the shark attack)
Collect 10 Bombs
Damage the Shark with 10 Bombs
Do a 20 Streak without falling in the sea
Get 3 Jet Packs without falling down
Get 50 Sky Bonuses
Get 10 Near Misses
Get Eaten by the Shark 10 Times
Score 1 Million Points
Do a 50 Streak without falling in the sea
Score 2 Million Points
Get 20 Near Misses
Damage the Shark with 20 Bombs
Bounce 50 Times
Land on 10 Grass Platforms
Get 100 Sky Bonuses
Get Eaten by the Shark 30 Times
Collect 20 Bombs
Get 300 Sky Bonuses
Damage the Shark with 100 Bombs
Bounce 200 Times
Get 50 Near Misses
Do a 100 Streak without falling in the sea
Score 3 Million Points
Land on 30 Grass Platforms
Collect 100 Bombs
Score 5 Million Points
Do a 200 Streak without falling in the sea
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Lose the game
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 3/7 (65/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 2/28 (15/500 points)
Play Pengu Saves Christmas!
Beat all 12 levels and save Christmas!
Find and bring 1 star to the exit.
Find and bring 3 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 6 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 9 stars to the exit.
Find and bring every star to the exit.
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Eat 80+ treats in a single level.
Finish a level with 0 treats.
Beat a level in less than 10 seconds.
Achieve a stupid amount of horizontal speed.
Beat a level without sliding once.
Don't touch the ground for three seconds.
Die 10 times on a single level.
???
Medals Earned: 3/50 (20/500 points)
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy 10 enemy drones.
Clear a stage without being hit once.
Destroy 1000 asteroids.
Destroy 10000 asteroids.
Destroy 100 enemy drones.
Destroy 1000 enemy drones.
Destroy 10 enemy ships.
Destroy 100 enemy ships.
Destroy 500 enemy ships.
Destroy a battleship without the Silver Wing.
Destroy a bumper ship.
Destroy a divider ship.
Defeat Varik Gorr.
Collect 1000 credits.
Collect 10000 credits.
Collect 50000 credits.
Destroy 10 asteroids or enemy ships by ramming them.
Destroy 100 asteroids or enemy ships by ramming them.
Destroy 250 asteroids or enemy ships by ramming them.
Beat the game in Rookie or Cadet Mode.
Beat the game in Cadet Mode.
Beat stage mode twice.
Beat the game in Ace Mode.
Buy all Weapon upgrades in the shop.
Buy all Reloader upgrades in the shop.
Buy all Armor upgrades in the shop.
Buy all Shield upgrades in the shop.
Buy all Recharger upgrades in the shop.
Buy all Ship Parts upgrades in the shop.
Buy all Items in the shop.
Buy all available upgrades in the shop.
Hatch the egg.
Level up Egg-kun.
Use the bomb for the first time.
Self-destruct your ship by using the bomb.
Clear a stage without shooting once.
Watch the credits until the end.
Watch the post-credit scene.
Unlock the Valkyrie Type MA.
Unlock the Silver Wing.
Collect your first quartz fragment.
Collect 1000 quartz fragments.
Collect 5000 quartz fragments.
Achieve a score of at least 9001 in endless mode.
Achieve a score of at least 100k in endless mode.
Achieve a score of at least 250k in endless mode.
Achieve a score of at least 1M in endless mode.
Enter the sacred code in the main menu.
Unlock all achievements.
Medals Earned: 3/11 (20/325 points)
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (255/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 6/10 (125/310 points)
Beat Pico's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Pico's challenge on hard mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on hard mode.
You can do better than that.....
That's more like it!
OMGWTFBBQ
Medals Earned: 5/7 (185/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Admire the collage for 5 minutes.
Find the one closest to Jeff's heart.
Listen to Tom's song.
Find the software that started it all.
Put the collage back together.